25
Sep
07

Visit Singapore Ad : Conflict of Interest?

Have you seen the latest visit Singapore ad? It’s a wonderful ad, detailing what you can do in the country. Nightclubs, food, shopping, all the fun stuff. I like it, even thinking of visiting the country. But what bothers me about it is the spokesperson for the ad. It happens to be the runner up for the Miss Malaysia pageant.

HELLO! Am i the only one that thinks something is not right here? Isn’t a miss Malaysia (even the runner-up) supposed to be promoting Malaysia as a tourist destination? Especially since 2007 is Visit Malaysia year. Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing againts her personally, but it’s just wrong. Aren’t there enough Singaporeans that can do the ad? Let me give a suggestion… how about Miss Singapore?

Venting venting venting…

18
Sep
07

Cops beat up by Mat Rempit while bystanders watch : Another prespective

Yesterday, I read an article in the Malay Mail about Mat Rempits beating up two cops while bystanders stood by to watch. Here’s the article…

http://www.mmail.com.my/Current_News/mm/Weekend/Frontpage/20070826224826/Article/index_html

At first read, needless to say, i was appalled at what happened. Thoughts like “Ain’t that just normal for Malaysians, apathetic to the max” ran through my head. But last night, whilst driving home, I thought about the article again, and I realized that though it was unfortunate that the policemen were beaten up,  the bystanders can’t really be blamed (at least not totally). Why? Because upon closer reading you’ll probably notice that the policemen were not in uniform. Yup, they were undercover (plain-clothed) officers. Who were also on motorcycles. Puts a slightly different light on it dont you think?

 Now imagine you’re one of the bystanders and you see the Mat Rempits start fighting. And then one of them pulls out a gun (which the distressed officer had to resort to to save himself and his partner). Would you jump into the fray to help or would you think “Hmmm… I’m not gonna get involved in some mat rempit fracas and get myself injured. Let them kill each other for all i care. Less for the nation to deal with.”?

Me? I am sorry to say I’ll be too scared to help in light of the not so positive encounters between members of the public and the Mat Rempits.

To the brave officers, I am sorry that you got beat up, but unless you’re attacked whilst in uniform next time, I dont think you can expect much help from the public until our fear/loathing/apathy toward mat rempit ceases.

10
Sep
07

I think I’m love

This past weekend Lin and I went to look at SUVs (cuz i’m thinking of getting one). I had narrowed my choices to either the Nissan X-trail (2.0L luxury) or the 2007 Honda CRV (2.0L). Went to look at the CRV first.

Outcome? I think I’m in love. The CRV felt soooooo luxurious compared to the X-trail. Now i gotta workout how to pay for two cars since i can’t sell off my Matrix – the trade in value is ridiculous.

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Love is in the air!!!

29
Aug
07

My new look

Had an extreme make over smlm. Have a gander…. TADAAA!!!

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23
Aug
07

A momentus occasion. T minus 7 days

31 August is round the corner. It’s a special date for me, not because it’s Merdeka, but because it’ll be my 5th wedding anniversary. Yup, someone actually had enough courage (or maybe too little sense) to marry me and the best thing is five years down the road, we’re still  married AND we have a kid. Wohoo! I can still remember the song i sang on 31 August, just 5 short years ago… (to be sung to the tune of Sudirman’s merdeka song)

Tanggal tiga puluh satu,

Bulan lapan, dua ribu dua,

Hari yang mulia,

Hari bahagia,

Faeez khawin

Faeez bergembira!

Kawan dan keluarga semua gembira,

Faeez dah jumpa isteri yg tercinta!

Tiga satu bulan lapan,

Dua ribu dua,

Faeez khawin,

Faeez bergembira!

 

Yay!

 Love you lin!

22
Aug
07

Funny

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Check out the name. It’s almost obscene how amazing they taste. Jacob must be proud.

22
Aug
07

A Step Into the Pool of Self

A man stares into himself, what does he see?

Reflections of mortality, past, present, uncertainty,

Disappointment’s darkened visage, triumph’s basking glory,

Find home in the chaotic swirls of the soul,

Tread softly, o wise traveller,

Turn not your back on fate,

Destiny’s caresses far too sweet to ignore,

Bliss in pain, gracious to know that pain means life,

Look deeper, what more do you see, o searcher of self,

Does the stench of imperfection throw you back?

Or are you too secure? Hiding behind a thick hide

of self-righteousness and delusions of grandeur?

Seek not what you hope not to find,

For ignorance is better thatn losing your mind,

Over your true self,

Choking on the truth,

if there’s such a thing left in you,

Look into you, eyes wide open, opened for anything but the truth,

Heart hardened by constant hammering of lies,

Ears clogged up by mounting insecurities,

A man looks into his heart, what does he see?

Another man looking back at him? “Can that be me?”

Disgusted by the truth, pushes away with all his might,

Like a butterfly trapped in the rain,

Colors fading fast…yet eyes still blind,

Ears still filled with sweet nothingness of blissful ignorance,

The pool ripples, gone are the images of truth,

Washed away in the showers of self deception,

A man looks into himself, what does he see?

Everything, all the world and more,

Everything except the plagued soul that longs to be free.

22
Aug
07

Tagged?

I was recently tagged by my good ole buddy, vern (v.blog).

Unashamed, and since immitation is the best from of flattery, i’m gonna just plagarize what he has on on tag.

Blog Title Blessed Champion
Description Lips uncensored
Why Blessed Champion cuz it’s a loose translation of my name, Lips uncensored cuz i got sexy lips (haha, shamless plug)

Name : Faeez

Country : Malaysia

Occupation : Engineer (at least i pretend to be)

Birthday : March

Fav Color : Black, gray, dark blue

Fav Drink : Mango juice, guava juice

Fav Fruit : Mango, watermelon, plum, banana

Fav Dessert : Strawberry ice-cream

Hobbies : Reading (kinda lame, i know), getting with retail therapy by going shopping with other ppl (and wathing em shop – all the therapy, none of the money), attempt at writing poetry

For my pictures, I’ve posted some on my blog, so feel free to peruse.

14
Aug
07

I Wish

I wish

Karma was immediate, then there’ll be no crimes,

Children have bad ass guardian angels, then there’ll be no abuse,

we can feel each other pain, then there’ll be…

no wars,

no famine,

no murders,

my pain will be yours, your joys mine to share.

I wish

tolerance was not just a byline,

apathy was treated as a crime,

folks can’t have babies till their minds catch up with their bodies,

then there’ll be,

no genocide,

no third world hunger,

no babies dumped for the sake of misplaced religious pride,

i feel for you, you’ll stand and fall by my side.

I wish

greed was just a misspelled color of grass,

murder only refered to a group of crows,

love conquered all, bunny rabbits, cotton candy and all that jazz,

then maybe, just maybe,

the things i dreamed and wished might come to be.

29
Mar
07

My attempt at writing.

Recently, I was requested to write an article concerning engineering. Having never written an article before, it was a daunting task. Nevertheless, I took a stab and came up with the following :

Integration: A path to excellence

No man is an island. An apt saying when talking about the oil and gas industry.  Why? In the fantastically colossal world of the oil and gas industry (upstream), engineers and geoscientists work side by side to keep the engine burning. Hence, in most work processes, a work product is highly dependent on the integrity, both professional and personal, of the people doing the job. To avoid ending up talking in abstracts, let’s take a very specific example: creating a dynamic reservoir model.

Before going any further, let’s start with the obvious. What on earth is a dynamic model? Well, good of you to ask! It shows an inquisitive mind (you’re not an engineer by any chance are you?), always a worthwhile trait to have. Back to the question. A dynamic model is a reservoir simulation model that’s built (on a simulator – there’s many out there) to mimic a reservoir’s behavior. The model will (theoretically) predict how the reservoir will ‘act’ in the future given different variables. Results from the prediction runs are used to maximize the profits and reduce risks in the production of oil (or gas) from a reservoir. A dynamic model can be simple (one well, small size model) and take about a few minutes to run, or something of gargantuan proportions and complexity that might take a few days to complete one cycle of simulation.

Now, considering how complex a model can be, it makes sense that it will take more than one person to create a dynamic model. This is where an integrated team is important. Much like a pit crew, a pit boss, engineers and an excellent driver are essential in winning an F1 race,  a team with a myriad of technical skills is required to build a working and representative model.

Who are these illustrious team members? Another excellent question!

First, we have the geophysicists. Watching a competent geophysicist at work is akin to watching technical magic where science is integrated with common sense (born out of knowledge and experience) and a dash of art. A bunch of jumbled up squiggly and straight lines to most of us is quickly digested by a geophysicist to create a rough picture of where potential oil or gas pockets (or treasure, if you like) might be lurking. In short, they come up with the most basic framework of what we will use in the final model.

The next group of individuals that make up the team are the petrophysicists (another mouthful term, I know). These highly skilled team members take the geophysicist’s draft and unrefined picture and either validate (or invalidate) the treasure’s existence. It’s done by studying logs (nope, not the ones from trees) that give a more detailed picture of the reservoir.

Once the geophysicists and petrophysicists have done their work, the geologist will step in. Their skills are required to calculate how much treasure (oil/gas if you’re keeping track) is actually available. But their work does not end there. Not only do geologists calculate the amount of treasure available, they also draw the map for the treasure! Magic? ESP? No, much like their geophysics counterpart, their seemingly magical abilities is also made up of a fine mix of science (including the softwares used), technical knowledge, and a plethora of experience. A geologist seldom works alone, as the combined experience of a group of geologists oft fill in the spaces that make up a complete treasure map.

Who comes next? The geo-modelers. With the aid of software and computing power, these modelers take the 2D map generated by the geologists and turn them into 3D. Now not only does X marks the spot, we also know how deep the treasure is and what kind of conditions it exists in (i.e. what lies above, below, to the sides). It’s time consuming, taxing and to forget challenging work, but a well constructed 3D static model (that’s what it’s called) is a sight to behold. Why static? Because the oil and gas do not move in this model.  They stay put.

Hence, we need the dynamic model.

So we bring in the final group, the reservoir engineers (my favorite). In this non-abstract example, the engineers take the static model and build a dynamic model by adding more data into the model. Once ready, the model should be able to match any historical production (if it has been producing) and more importantly, predict how the reservoir will behave in the future. It can and will be used to find more oil/gas and to come up with the best way of producing the field. Sort of a crystal ball, but more accurate and without the ball.

Thus, in the oil and gas industry, no man is an island, more like cogs in a big machine.  An integrated team, if you may. Although the final product is developed to help the engineers do their jobs, the pieces of the product come from other individuals that are as important.

There is one point that I have not explicitly pointed out but is inherent in the work process I outlined above (did you notice what it is?). Continuous feedback. All throughout the creation of the dynamic model, there is continuous discussion between the different disciplines to discuss issues, ideas, and challenges. This continuous feedback is the backbone of a successful integrated team, ensuring work stays on schedule and the final product (the model) meets the required objectives.

Bluntly put, an integrated team that talks to each other will work more efficiently to produce a model that works. Because, lets face it, a dynamic model that’s not doing its job will be like a cracked crystal ball, about as useful as a paperweight.